King Charles, pro and con

Pro side of King and Country

  • British weather
  • Bad teeth for everyone, in perpetuity, and, finally,
  • A desire to be Camilla’s tampon
  • There are more, but I might digress.

Con side of the Kingdom

  • California weather
  • Good teeth
  • An actual personality
  • The attractive side of the family
  • Possibly sired by the British Army
  • Hated by an entire nation and its news media, thanks to King and Country (see above).

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