Pro side of King and Country

• British weather
• Bad teeth for everyone, in perpetuity, and, finally,
• A desire to be Camilla’s tampon
• There are more, but I might digress.

Con side of the Kingdom

• California weather
• Good teeth
• An actual personality
• The attractive side of the family
• Possibly sired by the British Army
• Hated by an entire nation and its news media, thanks to King and Country (see above).