*** SPOILER ALERT ***
Note to self
Remember
NEVER DO THE FOLLOWING*:
- Go anywhere near an airplane with nuns on board
- Go anywhere near an airplane with a drunk, leering padre on board.
- Go anywhere near an airplane with nuns and a drunk, leering padre.
- Sit beside someone who pulls out a Ouija board on an airplane.
- Get on and airplane with a Matt Damon look-alike.
- Get on an airplane with an obviously drunk flight crew.
With notable appearances, in no particular order, by Adrian Barbeau and Sammy the Dwarf, among others.
* Order may change due to varying conditions.