Out comes pure gold. Just when I was beginning to get into the groove of this pandemic curse, I learn I have to include Lysol wipes in my diet. (Need I say don’t do this? I guess I do. DON’T DO THIS.)

Will wonders never cease? Don’t bother answering that. I won’t be here. I’m going to get naked and go outside to bathe in the light whilst passing Lysol wipes. Talk about a clean sweep.

INHALE THE LIGHT!