Pro side of King and Country
Con side of the Kingdom
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Noomi Rapace and hubby want a little away time at the cottage. Unfortunately for both, that’s not all they want for each other. While Roy, Petter, and Dave have a hankering for some of that same cottage ambiance, they have no idea what’s in store as mayhem and madness ensue.
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Aubrey Plaza. Robert De Niro.
“I want you to tear open my bra like it’s a Social Security check.”
in light of clownfish’s possession of state secrets, and his inclinations regarding same, might anyone have a FISA warrant on the orange cheeto and his current minions?
I’m wondering where the fam will flee go on an extended vaycay once they pull their heads out of the old man’s ass and realize they’re done for. Argentina? Saudi Arabia? Certainly not with the Russkis, right? Right?
But perhaps I discount the pigs in the pen too soon. We have all been fooled before.
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America The world slips off its axis thanks to fracking (see? we told ya!). Consequently, strange happenings in cemeteries follow shortly thereafter, thanks to bad diner coffee and wifi. A girlish ghoulish, sword-wielding Tilda Swinton comes to the rescue.
I don’t know how they got these guys to do this movie, but kudos all round if you wait until the end credits.
Because nothing says neutral like Nazi Republicans and the fear of antagonizing them.
Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta
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How can she drive in those heels?
A videogame motif, with topless tango dancing. I want my oil checked, very deeply. Of course her gun belt does una función doble as a garter belt.
Che Sausage doesn’t have any idea what’s coming for him.