Ted Cruz, aka the baconator*

Thanks be to the gods of birthright that allowed Ted Cruz to migrate to the United States of America while deserting his socialist homeland. ‘Tis a grand homecoming, to be certain. Here’s hoping he’s defeated in his attempt to win the Republican nomination by another fascist blowhard, the perennially bankrupt Trumpinator.

I can’t wait.

Blunderbusses at 10 paces, anyone?

I know, he did have a silly grin on his face, but the maniacal laughter at the end – well, you know.

* With no disrespect meant to Wendy’s, registered owner of the Baconator trademark.

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