Amazon shipping in the Great Unexplored Territory™, otherwise known as Canada :
Thank you for shopping with us. We thought you’d like to know that your item has shipped, and that this completes your order. Your order is on its way. Your estimated delivery date is:
Wednesday, October 8, 2014 – Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Fourteen fucking days? Really, Amazon?
Even the Pony Express could deliver it within Canada faster than that, and that fiasco didn’t last more than eighteen months. Thankfully, I can count on the the Amazon Delivery Experts™ to be knowledgeable of geography. Or, maybe not so much. My last package went 265 miles up, when it should have gone 90 miles down.