I was flipping through the channels this morning on my way to Rawhide, and I heard (and saw) this:

“The kids always come on mom’s side of the bed when they’re sick and they puke.”

Show footage of puke-stained carpet, followed by,

“That’s real puke.”

Excuse me, but has anyone pointed out that there is such a thing as a carpet cleaner? If you don’t know how to use one, read the instructions.