A never-ending circus

Inbred Ned: Margie, whaddya say we take a chance and send in what they want to know?

Inbred Ned’s wife: Whatever you think, dear.

Inbred Ned: It’s email. It’s free. I’m gonna do it, just in case.

Inbred Ned’s wife: All right, dear.

Because of some mix-up we advice that you keep all information about this prize confidential. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly, to avoid any delay with the release of your funds to your person. This program has been abused severally in past so we are doing our best to forestall further occurrence of false claims and internet Fraud.

This sweepstake was conducted under the watchful eyes of 8,000 spectators. This program is sponsored by CFI to compensate faithful Internet suffers around the globe.

Here’s a link to a New Yorker article about someone who was actually swindled. It’s quite a tale.

2 thoughts on “CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON £1,059,200.00

  1. Of late I’ve been submitting my junk email complete with all header information to I’ve noticed a reduction to almost nil in the amount of spam that I receive on three of my google email accounts – although it doesn’t happen overnight. It’s tedious to do, but eventually effective.

    One thing to note: in the Preferences tab, be sure to scroll down to Spam Munging and select “Become a mole”, otherwise those oh-so-clever-and-rich spammers will be able to continue with their abominations.

  2. I never get money emails anymore. I guess I’m just not a winner. (However, I do get lots of offers for Cialis, Viagra and Levitra. But, I’m a girl…)

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