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Politics, Stupidity plain and simple

And I thought- oops, someone at my door…

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Oh, drat. It’s three families of migrants. Excuse me whilst I shepherd them past that sieve known as America’s undefended border with those socialist Canadians. To make the foreigners even more welcome where they’re going, I’ve provided free firearms, courtesy of the citizens of Toronto, where there appears to be an abundance.

Can someone let MTG, otherwise known as Marjorie-something-or-other, know they’re on their way? I’m pretty certain she’d want to know about this flagrant border violation. Perhaps she can tear herself away from some gun shop in Georgia long enough to make another concerned video for the ignorant masses of you-know-where.

I’ll be right back…

Dammit. There were so many vehicles filled with migrants being driven across that undefended border by Canadians that I gave up. I’m going to  swim with them across Lake Ontario. Catch ya later, gator, after I take a yuge breath.

Politics, Stupidity plain and simple

Bullshit baffles brains

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Every. Single. Time.

Last night, America’s Presidential Shitstain implored Americans to bend over and take his limp dick up their arses. They will comply. Welcome to a preview of four more years, same as the last four years, with extra dick up tight in America’s arse.

It isn’t going to be pretty. But you know what? It’s kind of fun to watch America disintegrate before my very eyes. I never would have thought the downfall could be so rapid. Considering the countless countries America has ruined fucked up the arse over the decades, it’s finally getting its just desserts. And it’s coming from within.

American bullshit continues to baffle brains. Every time.

 

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Canada to accept up to 250 Syrian White Helmet volunteers, family after dramatic escape

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Any guesses as to how many that bastion of freedumb and civility, known as President shitstain’s country, will accept?

The volunteers were spirited out of Syria in a highly secret international operation that involved the U.K., France, Germany, the Netherlands and Canada, multiple sources told CBC News.

Remarkably, ‘Murrica declined the invitation.How’s that workin’ out for ya, MAGA-emptyhats?

The U.S. has taken a hands-off approach to the unfolding drama in southwest Syria.

The territory under assault had been designated as a U.S.-protected safe zone, but the Trump Administration has not made a move to enforce that as government forces tighten their grip on the region.

Not all that strange, considering President shitstain’s declarations from Helsinki while feverishly stroking fellating sucking Putin’s cock, enabling the Ruski to ejaculate all over ‘Murrica’s smiling orange face.

Politics, Stupidity plain and simple

MAGA Hillbillies are revolting* in Georgia

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Adel, Cooks County, Georgia, known as a MAGA Shithole on America’s Very. Own. Shores.

On I-75, a popular route for snowbirds heading south, a speeding Canadian driver was arrested, handcuffed, and thrown in jail for driving with a Canadian driver’s licence. Note that it wasn’t the speeding that was a problem. Good luck getting some of those Canadian tourist dollars in the former Puddleville.

My greatest hope is that all the Great American States, in their haste to Make America Great Again (good luck with that), will copy Georgia’s initiative, and do the same.

God. Save. The. Queen.

Can you believe this shit? In another life (the same as this life), Adel was known as Puddleville. Because POTHOLES. The site makes no mention of Hillbilly Assholes, but seeing as it’s not far from Valdosta…

I wonder if it was raining.

Enough of that New Deal shit, too. Georgia has obviously had enough education rammed down its fair citizens’ throats. Chief Hillbilly Chad Castleberry wants you all to know how committed and dedicated his Professional Hillbillies are to serving the public.

* take it any way you want it

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Send in the clowns*, or, America: Too stupid to STFU

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“You just don’t invade another country on phony pretext in order to assert your interests… This is an act of aggression that is completely trumped up in terms of its pretext. It’s really 19th century behavior in the 21st century.” –some American clown

Rah! Rah! Rah!

Jesus, America. Really? Obviously, The Clown The Pustule on the crack of the ass known as America had his fingers crossed behind his back or he would have choked to death on his own bile.

Thanks to salon.com, that traitorous blog, for stating the obvious.

* with apologies to Stephen Sondheim

Politics, Stupidity plain and simple

Let us all praise Der Homeland Stasi’s latest threat to The Homeland

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Not satisfied with its earlier February non-warning about deadly, exploding toothpaste, as well as their inability to find any of said deadly, exploding toothpaste, Der Homeland Stasi now has come up with a new threat an old threat re-visited. That’s right, komrads of Der Homeland. It’s shoes. Bombs in shoes. Exploding shoes. Breast implants. Buttock implants. Breast milk. You dirty komrads are exceeding the bounds of believability.

Next?

Danger Will Robinson.