But America and its Republicans have finally got the shit-show they so desperately wanted, despite denials to the contrary. If I was sitting in a Latin America country – or just about any country that’s suffered through America’s bullshit for the last 100 years – I’d be laughing my ass off.
It appears to me as though the best is yet to come.
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Matt Damon Some guy, wounded and adrift at sea, is picked up by a pearl diver fishing boat, stitched up and brought back to life. There was no secret microchip projector under the floater’s skin. Sensing there is no money to be had, the rescuers decide to drop Matt off at the local American army recruiting station. Typical of the operational style of the American military, nay, American tourists around the world in general, no one speaks the local lingo.
Fortunately for the aforementioned sailor, someone in the Army does speak English. And thus, Nicolas Cage is forever doomed to perdition.
Much Jiu Jitsu ensues as the Alien Predator something chases down everyone in the jungle wheat field.
It’s the comet, silly.
** Unlike African Kung-Fu Nazis, I didn’t watch all of this, so I could be wrong. To be truthful, I didn’t watch all of African Kung-Fu Nazis, either, so byte me.
I’m thinking someone on the Presidential Shitstain’s staff has an absolute killer sense of humor following the latest debacle sandwiched between the Fantasy Island porn shop and a garden emporium with a Four Seasons moniker. Oh yeah, and a crematorium. A sign of things to come?
It’s that, or I have to believe they’re all that stupid.
Nah. They and 70 million more of them are that stupid.
Kudos to the garden center for capitalizing on the opportunity. I wonder what the porn shop will cum up with.
How long and how much time will it take to disinfect – both literally and figuratively – the White House and grounds?
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Trump Adolph boards his submarine and makes for Ghana. Or something. Kung-fu hilarity ensues. The white-face blacks are a nice touch. Not recommended, but watched solely for the amusement factor. I guess.
Hang me now.
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Two of the stupidest people on the face of the earth (shared with approximately 70 million Americans, but I digress) cross paths with a prepper. The duo talk the young lady into believing that the end of the world is going down – now. Convinced that there is no way anyone could possibly take them seriously, the stupids chase after Miss Doomsday, smoke a doobie, and come to the sudden realization that she believes them.
Hilarity ensues.
I’ve watched this short series twice. I enjoyed it even more the second time.
Those of you who have difficulty comprehending spoken English should be aware that there are no subtitles.
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“I already lost an hour’s sleep with the time change.”
Men. Always complaining about something. Now if they’d do something about that time change, perhaps it would go the way of the dodo. Because they’re unconscionably dense, men won’t. Consequently, you sleep the sleep of the dead, awaken, and dine on human flesh during each and every time change. That’ll teach ya.
All goes as expected until the Proud Bois are brought in to clean things up with predictable results on the last black man standing.
Gotta love the nice, heavy suicide doors on that Lincoln, also gone the way of the dodo.
Don’t be fooled by other, “modern” versions of this classic. The original is the only one that matters.
Here’s a link to the Wikiwand notes. (Wikiwand: Wikipedia Modernized is a Chrome plugin that clears up many of the vagaries of Wikipedia.)