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America The world slips off its axis thanks to fracking (see? we told ya!). Consequently, strange happenings in cemeteries follow shortly thereafter, thanks to bad diner coffee and wifi. A girlish ghoulish, sword-wielding Tilda Swinton comes to the rescue.
I don’t know how they got these guys to do this movie, but kudos all round if you wait until the end credits.
Because nothing says neutral like Nazi Republicans and the fear of antagonizing them.
Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta
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How can she drive in those heels?
A videogame motif, with topless tango dancing. I want my oil checked, very deeply. Of course her gun belt does una función doble as a garter belt.
Che Sausage doesn’t have any idea what’s coming for him.
It has been brought to my attention that I have been somewhat remiss in my attention to movie reviews.
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A haggard barfly is only too eager see a young acolyte (refer. Part 2 of the definition) safely home from the pit of desperation. Following a display of ample bosom and some bush, a chainsaw is introduced to do what they do best – a light trimming.
* No chainsaws were actually started in the making of this, uhh, movie.
Jesus but America is so fucked. It has absolutely no way out of the mess it voted itself into. Do-nothing Democrats aren’t helping in the slightest.
https://text.npr.org/1049458617
“The word ‘victim’ is a loaded, loaded word. And I think ‘alleged victim’ is a cousin to it,” Judge Bruce Schroeder said on Monday, asking prosecutors to instead use the terms “complaining witness” or “decedent” to refer to those shot by Rittenhouse.
Meanwhile, the defense will be allowed to refer to the three people Rittenhouse shot as “arsonists,” “looters” or “rioters”
New Hampshire GOP state Rep. Ken Weyler called the Catholic church a “criminal network” full of “Satanists” and “Luciferians” dabbling in “dark ancient spiritual practices.”
* waves to waiter *
More salad dressing at that table over there, please.
If you’re anxiously waiting for that salad, here’s to a little pick-me-up, courtesy of High Camp Flasks.
Available in a variety of finishes, and with engraving if you so choose.