A cute* Panda video for those of you with driveways already shoveled:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/washington-zoo-panda-snow-1.3417345
If your drive isn’t yet clear, get back to work. It’s not over until the fat blizzard sings.
* I can’t believe I used the word cute in a blog post.
Donner Party on!
no one believes your dick is that big. You’re another dumb fuck Repubbie, too.
Uncle Bennie wants more troops
Do these morons have any idea how long the Can-Am border is? Do they understand that a lot of it is up in Alaska?
Methinks Uncle Bennie would like his troops on the Canadian side of the border, too. Keep spending that money, Amerika. You’ll go broke eventually. I just hope I live long enough to see it.
And on just a bit of a lighter note…
I am George Venizelos an FBI Assistant Director After proper investigations we discovered that your impending payment that have been withheld by imposters claiming to be LAMIDO SANUSI LAMIDO (Governor of the Central bank of Nigeria) Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr. Frank Nweke, None existing officials of the Oceanic Bank of Nigeria and Zenith Bank, UK winning Lottery, Andy Lear of Hsbc bank, Coca-Cola winning lottery and among a list of others is now under our custody with the help of the Cyber Crimes Commission (CCc) and the Local Police Force.
Investigations revealed that you have spent a lot of your personal earned money just to conclude the successful transfer of your funds into your nominated bank account by obtaining transfer documents as requested by the impostors, costing you a lot of money but all to no avail The FBI had to send some financial crime investigators from our head office in NEW YORK Field to Africa and Asia in other to carry out proper investigation
The New FBI has giving authority to the International Monetary Funds (IMF) to assist the Federal Ministry of Finance and all the organization involved such as the Central Bank, Zenith Bank, and Legit lottery organizations to immediately commence with the compensation of all the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of their funds With the help of some of the best Internet investigators attached to the FBI, we traced your information from the Internet as one of the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of funds to his/her nominated account.
I am pleased to inform you that a meeting was held as regards the best way to carry out with the compensation exercise for transparency and most especially to avoid reoccurrence of the delay in transferring your funds and the high cost of procuring transfer documents and we came to final conclusion as all head of organizations involved was duly represented.
It was approved to issue you as a valid international ATM card cash-able at any ATM machine in the world. The ATM account has already being credited with four million eight hundred thousand United States dollars. ($4.800,0000.00USD) with a daily Limit of withdrawal of Ten thousand United States Dollars($10,000.00USD) The ATM card has already being packaged and approved to be delivered to your door step via express courier delivery service.
Contact Mr George Venizelos {Our FBI ATM Rep.} at the ATM PAYMENT CENTER and reconfirm your delivery information as stated below and your security code with five digit (15011) number has to be submitted alongside with your delivery information for security reasons
DELIVERY INFORMATION
FULL NAME:
AGE:
DELIVERY ADDRESS:
CELL PHONE NUMBER:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
SCAN COPY OF YOUR PASSPORT
HAVE IT IN MIND THAT THE DELIVERY FEE OF YOUR PACKAGE DELIVERY TO YOUR DESTINATION HAVE BEEN SETTLED BETWEEN US AND THE COURIER COMPANY IN-CHARGE OF YOUR ATM CARD DELIVERY SO YOU ARE MANDATED TO PAY FOR THE SECURITY KEEPING FEE ONLY FOR YOUR ATM CARD TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU.
A RELIABLE AND A TRUSTED COURIER COMPANY HAS BEEN CONTACTED TO DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE TO YOUR DESTINATION AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT MR GEORGE VENIZELOS HE WILL UPDATE YOU WITH THE COURIER COMPANY EMAIL CONTACT ADDRESS IN OTHER TO AVOID ANY UNDUE DELAY OF YOUR ATM CARD.
NOTE: Under normal circumstances you are suppose to come and collect your ATM CARD in person and sign some documents as proof of the collection of your ATM CARD but the IMF and the Finance Ministry insisted that you pay for the SECURITY KEEPING FEE ONLY of your ATM CARD via western union money transfer which will cost you only $95.00 USD to cut down travel expenses in other for the western union payment receipt and the receipt of payment of $95.00 USD to the nominated courier company that will carry out with the delivery to your door step to be documented in your file as proof of collection i hope that this is very clear, A receipt to this effect will be sent to you and a copy kept in your file for future documentation.
We also advise that you stop further communications with those imposters and forward any correspondence / proposal you receive from them to Me Mr George Venizelos in other for the FBI to bring justice to does still at large.
George Venizelos.
15011
It’s been shredded into nothing but strips of unintelligible paper since Chimpie was elected by the Supreme Court. Anyone that attempts to suggest that the constitution of the United States won’t allow the second dumbest son of a bitch sTumpie and his fascist entourage of Republicans to do as they choose is an abject fool. Brownshirts will be next. The jackboots of Amerika and its imperialist armed forces march unimpeded around the world already. Good luck funding that in perpetuity.
Perhaps sTumpie will begin constructing one of his walls on Amerika’s northern border. Unfortunately for Canada, Amerika can’t build a wall high enough to keep Amerika’s useless, pussified Democrats out.
But I digress. Even The Hair is reminiscent of, well, you know, better times in Europe, perhaps?
Original photo by AP
Yeah. Good luck with that. Fortunately, I’ve never had the problem. Had I, it would have been, KMA and get out of my way.