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Politics, Stupidity plain and simple

Jeebus but Amerikuh just gets dumber and dumber

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A U.S. judge has ordered the government to stop genital searches of Guantanamo Bay detainees who want to meet with their lawyers.

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The detainees had complained that guards had recently begun touching and holding detainees’ genital and anal areas during searches. –calgaryherald.com

Link here.

I don’t know about any of you out there (nor do I want to), but I’m thinking that anyone who repeatedly touches and fondles my genital and anal areas has a serious problem-whether they admit it or not. You know, like America’s serious problem of being completely screwed up by this “terrorism” bullshit.

Obviously, the ruling doesn’t apply to the TSA (Totally Stupid Assholes) who “man” up the airports.

Politics, Stupidity plain and simple

Dear Ed Burkhardt, CEO, Rail World/Montreal, Maine & Atlantic Railway

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Ed Burkhardt, you beyond stupid son of a bitch, spring the bucks for a passport you so obviously don’t have and get your fat, wrinkled, white Yankee ass to the site of your latest public relations disaster. Even though everything you know about a foreign country says that Canada is a socialist, almost-communist state with “free” healthcare (since the ’60s, I might add), go there anyway. You know, like after you actually get a passport in order that you can go back where you came from, the sooner the better. Don’t be afraid. Your own government won’t likely put you on a no-fly list, even if you do read satire and salon.com.

The citizens of Lac-Mégantic won’t tar and feather you with the product you transport – at least, not until they separate you from your bodyguards.

This stupid shit, Burkhardt, actually joked that he would need a bullet-proof vest to visit Canada. Doesn’t the dumbass know that Canada isn’t a state in Amerikuh? That’s a rhetorical question, by the way, for you Americans who don’t get Canadian humor.

Twenty dead, fifty missing, and Brian Williams turns it into a geography lesson for Americans. Apparently, the dumbasses don’t know they have a state called New Hampshire. Check out the video and snooze through a litany of what constitutes New Hampshire. Or, visit salon.com and be declared an enemy of the United States of America.

 

Politics, Stupidity plain and simple

I am an enemy of the United States and damned proud of it

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I read Salon.com and The Onion. Thank you, Amerika, for being so fucking stupid.

I relish the new classification of Enemy of the United States and the intense questioning by the dumb fucks “guarding” the sieve known as the American Canadian Mexican American border or whatever it’s called, depending on the flavor of the day and who’s doing the pissing leaking.

I can hear the questions already: Have you ever read Salon? Are you bringing any Onions into the country? (Obviously the dumb fuck who asks about transporting Onions watches Faux News.)

“It’s about people’s profiles, their approach to work, how they interact with management. Are they cheery? Are they looking at Salon.com or The Onion during their lunch break? This is about ‘The Stepford Wives,’” said a second senior Pentagon official, referring to online publications and a 1975 movie about robotically docile housewives. –some anonymous Insider Threat Program employee

Insider Threat Program? Stepford Wives? WTF is with that? When will Fox Faux News viewers be added to the list? If anyone is a threat, it’s the dumb fucks that watch that shit that deserve the fickle finger of the Insider Threat Program.

At least now ICP (the Insane Clown Posse) will get some long-needed relief from stupidity.

Stupidity plain and simple

Sell This House: Extreme

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I was flipping through the channels this morning on my way to Rawhide, and I heard (and saw) this:

“The kids always come on mom’s side of the bed when they’re sick and they puke.”

Show footage of puke-stained carpet, followed by,

“That’s real puke.”

Excuse me, but has anyone pointed out that there is such a thing as a carpet cleaner? If you don’t know how to use one, read the instructions.

Stupidity plain and simple

Watching a Febreze commercial

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is like tuning in to a hillbilly hoarders reality teevee nightmare. The advertising agency that came up with that idea should be drawn, quartered, and sentenced to grandma’s house for an extensive cleanup of the hoarding mess. The Febreze executives that green-lighted it should be fired.

The bad: I was going to present an imaginary conversation with the company executives, but I figured just one viewing of any of their commercials would be enough to make everyone in the trailer throw up.

The good: If you were stupid enough to buy into the hype, you can walk into your trailer’s bathroom and squeeze one out* to cover up the refined bouquet of the puke.

*No, silly. I was thinking more along the lines of squeezing one out of their fragrant bottles. Although, if one does run out of underwear, one could always Febreze the shit out of it. I guess.

Or, you could Febreze the shit out of the shorts you just paid 125 dollars for.

Hardware/Software, Stupidity plain and simple

Electronic Arts Sim City is slow and unplayable

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I want my money back.

Sim City is unplayable in its present form. Electronic Arts has no provision for a refund. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, PURCHASE THIS GAME.

Electronic Arts Sim City, in its present form, is unplayble from my location. Electronic Arts DOES NOT give refunds.

In my opinion, this is a giant ripoff to people who have purchased the game.

there are no refunds for products or services purchased on our Websites -Electronic Arts

Since you have to set up an account and log in, that is unforgivable and an obvious ripoff. I want my money back.

Politics, Stupidity plain and simple

Chickenshit O.P.P. (Ontario Political Police)

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Apparently, if you’re native, you live in Ontario, and you blockade a road, even a court order directed towards the O.P.P. by a sitting judge means nothing. Unfortunately, if you’re white, marauded by natives and a resident sitting on your own property in Southern Ontario, the Ontario Political Police will remove you from your home and threaten you with imprisonment so as not to disturb the sleeping indians – but that’s another story on the ineffectiveness of law and order in a province besieged by indians and not enough cowboys. What an embarrassment for an actual police department.

What the fuck is with that? Where’s the rule of law?