Movie Review Star Wars: YaY! January 9, 2017 RF Leave a comment * * * SPOILER ALERT * * * W.T.F. Who are these annoying people? Why are they so uninteresting? Who’s doing the talking? What are they saying? Turn on the frigging lights so I can see. Por favor. Rouge* 1: 0, because you can’t even smear lipstick on this pig, and even if you could, it would still be a lipstick-covered porcus. *Thank you, Silly Sarah.
Movie Review Say U.N.C.L.E. August 19, 2015 RF Leave a comment *** spoiler alert *** Great campy fun, but but but where’s the cameo by the originals? Sadly, missing.
Movie Review Madd Maxx May 29, 2015 RF Leave a comment *** SPOILER ALERT *** Wrong-way Corrigan The Magic Hand heads out because 72 virgins and because steering wheel. She gets chased because too many steering wheels and ends up doing a 180. Because Santa’s air guitar. Things explode. Water. Because sand. Also: Bolt cutters.