Les Moonves**, Chief Testiculess Officer and general piece of shit media monster, failed to have his toadying CBS network of gutless reporters ask whether the Piece of Shit-elect requested a viewing of Obama’s birth certificate. It was incumbent on the Piece of Shit to ask the question. In fact, his followers demanded it of him during a long, embittered seventeen-month call to duty.

Further to that, the Piece of Shit’s electorate should know, or at least be aware of, the fact that any piece of shit politician moving his lips is lying. In other words, you, like  those before you, got suckered better than old P.T. Barnam could have ever accomplished it.

Senate and House Publicans, too busy placing their hands into empty pockets that will soon be full to overflowing, instead discussed when the time will be right to revive HUAC, by any other name, a rose.

The American tent is on fire. How many suckers will get out alive before the spectacle collapses on itself and is over? No one knows. Just as no one got to hear the Piece of Shit tell President Obama and his family when they will be deported to Hawaii, err, Kenya.

There’s no word yet on whether the Piece of Shit-elect grabbed any snatch while he was visiting the White House.

Inquiring minds want to know.

**Moonves may or may not have said, It may not be good for America, but it’s damn good for CBS. He may or may not have added, A Piece of Shit’s place in this election is a good thing.

Following the Moonves proclamation, many were seen to be scraping their boots on the ground in unsuccessful attempts to remove accumulated shit. Unfortunately, network reporters failed to draw conclusions, and instead chose to draw attention to a huge, steaming turd inexorably slithering in a pile of its own shit, while on its way to Washington.