Now why would Canada ever invade Buffalo? For the Chip? Oh, wait, that’s Sturgis. For the medical care no American except people like Ms Hochul can afford? Ya, shure, I guess. For the oil and gas? Bwaaaahahahaha. To stay in one of Trumppo’s proppities of which  he will have to divest? Bwaaaahahahaha. Oh, I know! I know! *waves a frantic arm in the air and hopes Ms Hochul doesn’t see it as aggressive behaviour* To see Niagara Falls! No, that’s not it because anyone with half a brain knows the view is so much better from the Canadian side.

Oh, and Ms Hochul. You might pay more attention to your southern border and the hordes of people invading your nether regions.

JFC but some of those people come up with the stupidest things on the face of the earth. The country deserves Donald Trump, and I really, truly hope and dream that they will get their wish for a second term.

*sings*

Bye bye American pie…