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America The world slips off its axis thanks to fracking (see? we told ya!). Consequently, strange happenings in cemeteries follow shortly thereafter, thanks to bad diner coffee and wifi. A girlish ghoulish, sword-wielding Tilda Swinton comes to the rescue.

I don’t know how they got these guys to do this movie, but kudos all round if you wait until the end credits.