Bullshit baffles brains

Every. Single. Time.

Last night, America’s Presidential Shitstain implored Americans to bend over and take his limp dick up their arses. They will comply. Welcome to a preview of four more years, same as the last four years, with extra dick up tight in America’s arse.

It isn’t going to be pretty. But you know what? It’s kind of fun to watch America disintegrate before my very eyes. I never would have thought the downfall could be so rapid. Considering the countless countries America has ruined fucked up the arse over the decades, it’s finally getting its just desserts. And it’s coming from within.

American bullshit continues to baffle brains. Every time.