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Jennifer Aniston and Charlize Theron are two of the producers of this piece of Adam Sandler shit. Who is god’s name convinced those two to hire this third-rate loser to star in a comedy? The dufus can act about as well as he does comedy, which isn’t saying much, is it? Next we know he’ll be running for president.

I recently re-watched The Good Girl. The good girl acted a great part in that one. What happened to her in the interim?

Now here’s a suggestion, Ms. Anniston: Cool it with the excessive bronzer. You don’t need to look like a cute Mexican girl with natural skin color. Just look like, you know, yourself.

Oh, and never forget: Be kind. Rewind.