The Democrats aren’t collectively smart enough to realize that all they have to do is hold up a cardboard cutout of their Anointed One.  The mentally challenged senior citizen doesn’t have to speak. The old’s job is to stand around and try not to dodder. People will applaud and cheer, and vote.

Old Joe must be replaced at once with a pasty-faced clown. Look what that did for the Republicans. If the Democrats can’t find an actual clown to volunteer, they must put a shiny new coat of paint on Old Joe and wheel him out. Good luck with the new paint.

Remember this, though: Tape his fingers so he can’t, you know.