Guess which country this shite is coming from? No points for you if you have already called it the beer virus.

“What we’re trying to do is to utilize a laser-focused approach rather than a generic horizontal approach. And I think in the 21st century we should be able to get to that,” said no one that knows anything.

In the meantime, there is tubitv, which plays an announcement about staying in place and the odd commercial, and all that. It doesn’t have a huge selection, but it does have a lot of classics in the weird sense. Tubitv is completely free when you open an account. I have no idea what countries are eligible, but windscribe.com, which has a free version, should help with that. (It works just fine in Canada.)

And, there’s Ozark! Plus Unorthodox. And so much more good television, thanks to the interwebs and no thanks to big cable.