Keeping Russia and Putin happy

When a Russian dictator confesses love for the American madman and Presidential Shitstain, you know the country will be sinking a lot deeper into itself. A tin-pot, shithole country now lies on the border between Canada and Mexico. Who would have known that in the course of three short years, America could descend so thoroughly into such madness, never to recover?

So there is justice after all. Just not the kind most of us invisioned, coming so quickly.