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Boyfriend goes missing. Girlfriend arrested for driving his stolen car with a bloody knife beneath the seat. Boyfriend shows up. Confesses to murder, robbery, etc. to girlfriend. Girlfriend drives boyfriend around town aimlessly. Girlfriend is dubious, but stands by boyfriend anyway because whoever wrote and greenlighted this production is mentally incompetent.

Lawyer! Lawyer! Sorry. Not available at this time. It wasn’t me. It wasn’t meeeee.

Holy shit. Where’s Tawny Kitaen when you need her?