Breaking news, for local consumption only, because, well, you know:

Barack the Butcher™ announces “We are a nation of laws and a jury has spoken”*.

There’s no word on when that statement might apply to Guantanamo detainees presently incarcerated without benefit of trial and force fed slop, or, to those past and present rendered God knows where and tortured thanks to America’s, well, you know.

* Pronounced by The Great Man Himself in reference to a murder trial where an all-white jury did it’s job and, in my opinion, freed the guilty party.