I was flipping through the channels this morning on my way to Rawhide, and I heard (and saw) this:
“The kids always come on mom’s side of the bed when they’re sick and they puke.”
Show footage of puke-stained carpet, followed by,
“That’s real puke.”
Excuse me, but has anyone pointed out that there is such a thing as a carpet cleaner? If you don’t know how to use one, read the instructions.
is like tuning in to a hillbilly hoarders reality teevee nightmare. The advertising agency that came up with that idea should be drawn, quartered, and sentenced to grandma’s house for an extensive cleanup of the hoarding mess. The Febreze executives that green-lighted it should be fired.
The bad: I was going to present an imaginary conversation with the company executives, but I figured just one viewing of any of their commercials would be enough to make everyone in the trailer throw up.
The good: If you were stupid enough to buy into the hype, you can walk into your trailer’s bathroom and squeeze one out* to cover up the refined bouquet of the puke.
*No, silly. I was thinking more along the lines of squeezing one out of their fragrant bottles. Although, if one does run out of underwear, one could always Febreze the shit out of it. I guess.
Or, you could Febreze the shit out of the shorts you just paid 125 dollars for.
I want my money back.
Sim City is unplayable in its present form. Electronic Arts has no provision for a refund. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, PURCHASE THIS GAME.
Electronic Arts Sim City, in its present form, is unplayble from my location. Electronic Arts DOES NOT give refunds.
In my opinion, this is a giant ripoff to people who have purchased the game.
there are no refunds for products or services purchased on our Websites -Electronic Arts
Since you have to set up an account and log in, that is unforgivable and an obvious ripoff. I want my money back.