Ninety-five-year-old women with soiled diapers beware!

… security personnel then came out and told her they would need for her mother to remove her Depends diaper because it was soiled and was impeding their search. —by Lauren Sage Reinlie, newshearald.com

“TSA cannot exempt any group from screening because we know from intelligence that there are terrorists out there that would then exploit that vulnerability”. —Sari Koshetz, a spokeswoman for the Transportation Security Administration, Miami

Let’s see now, when, exactly was the last time that some 95-year-old wearing a diaper tried to blow up an airplane? Oh, no. Saints preserve us. It was a Muslim who tried to blow up an airplane while wearing his reinforced boxers. Has anyone told the TSA?

I know you’ll all feel safer knowing that some of the finest, most understanding, intelligent, alert and aware stupidest humps are employed by the dumb-asses at the TSA.