The Indiana Turnpike is a piece of trash. I wonder where Indiana spends the tolls it receives?

On the other hand, the Ohio Turnpike is bliss. Obviously, Ohio spends their turnpike tolls in the right places.

If you must eat it and beat it, a quick-stop at MickyD’s for three chicken fingers isn’t too bad. Forgo the fries — too salty.

Nobody can drive worth a shit around the cities in the east. You’d think they were all q-tips and bluehairs on the roads. They’d never be able to cut it in LA.

Number of cars seen with McCain stickers: 1

Number of cars seen with Kerry stickers: 1

Umm… wasn’t John Kerry so eight years ago?