Crossing Jordan for 40 bucks

Montana 200 is a desolate little bit of twolane blacktop that runs east from Missoula through Great Falls and Lewistown all the way to Duluth on Lake Superior. A short leg south allows it to hook onto the 94 approximately 200 miles west of Bismark. Outside of those major centers lies not much of anything, and perhaps that makes the leg I traveled today one of the least-traveled roads I’ve ever been on. I don’t think I encountered more than a dozen cars the entire day while riding the more isolated parts of the highway.

The roadside motels all look like they’ve seen better days, but that doesn’t mean that they’re bad. I stopped at a brand new rest area east of Lewistown and encountered another biker who told me about a 40 dollar room in Jordan, so here I am. It’s not too bad — single story, very old, but it appears kept up. The bathroom is small, which means that it was probably built in the 50s or early 60s. When the main air conditioner kicks in, the entire building shakes and buzzes. Entertainment appears to be sitting in the box of the pickup in the parking lot and talking on a cellphone.

But that’s all right. The sheets are clean and should it rain, it looks like the roof won’t leak. And by the forecast, the weather tomorrow will be sunny and warm, just like today.

The road is good to me.

If it suits me

I‘ll be hitting the road in a couple of days, headed for Chi-town; the Windy City; Chicagoland. I’m riding out to a wedding – not mine! I hasten to add – but that of a friend. LittleBigGirl and Rick will be doing the deed out in the burbs on Saturday.

converseSo far, I’ve dug out an old suit – the only one I didn’t throw out; suspenders to go with the pants; a shirt (my last dress shirt, or reasonable facsimile thereof). I had to buy a tie, since I threw out my collection of hundreds – my only vanity, and a pair of Converse high-tops. There’s no damned way in hell I’m wearing shoes, since I threw all of those out too and I wholeheartedly refuse to buy more.

It’s a 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it’s dark and we’re wearing sun glasses. Hit it! — The Blues Brothers

This really gets my goat

Nepal Airlines has apparently fixed an electrical fault on one of its Boeing 757s by sacrificing two goats… — by Lester Haines, The Register

If that’s true, then there’s a whole bunch of people who will be out of work in the near future, because we all know that airline industry executives are constantly looking for new and innovative ways to cut costs.

I foresee one problem: how will parents explain to their children why there’s a bunch of goats laying around and bleeding all over the tarmac?

Interesting

I just received the latest changes to my BoA cardholder agreement. The first page – and not part of the agreement – was a summary page intended to provide information on such things as how to minimize fees and finance charges as well as a list of benefits. You know, things like pay your account on time, don’t exceed credit limits, pay in full each month.

Great. That makes sense.

Now the fine print – or, how BoA is working to screw in the most lucrative of ways those of you who don’t pay in full every month. To wit, an APR of 32.24 per cent on unpaid balances. All this and more on legal-size paper that most won’t read.

Loan shark usury has never been more profitable for a legitimate business.

It costs money to make money

Countrywide Financial Corp. is one of the largest financial institutions in the country – and perhaps institution is no misnomer, given their latest bombshell: they’ll be laying off 12,000 workers.

Here’s their CEO, Angelo Mozilo, in happier times:

Countrywide’s “proprietary technology” would help it meet its goal “to avoid any foreclosure.” Countrywide invariably kept to “prudent underwriting guidelines,” he said, to ensure that its adjustable-rate borrowers could handle the highest interest rates that might kick in during the life of their mortgage. — L.A. Times

Call me cynical, but the words “proprietary technology” and mortgage company used together in the same sentence probably means that they’re lending money to anyone with an ability to breathe. How’s that for proprietary?

Over the last three years, Mozilo has cashed out 425 million in stock options. His “proprietary technology” certainly ensured his success. It’s unfortunate that the former employees are left with all of the “development costs”.

Apple did it again

I was an early adopter of Apple products. I started with an Apple and two disk drives back in the 80s. It was a great little machine for its time, and a wonder to use to learn coding. One could even plug in an interface card to access a printer. Then came the Apple III fiasco: a fantastic operating system (SOS, or Sophisticated Operating System) coupled with with a system utilities program with which one could write one’s own device drivers to drive almost anything, collapsed in a frothing sea of acquisition costs and failed motherboards.

Their Lisa, which was the forerunner of the Macintosh, was another disaster, heightened by the release of the Macintosh. The Macintosh pretty much started Apple’s tradition of a closed box – it was based on 124 megs of ram – which remains to this day. It was virtually impossible to upgrade. If you wanted more memory, you had to buy a newer Macintosh.

I abandoned Apple because of the Lisa, and never looked back – until recently, that is. I’ve been considering acquiring an Apple notebook of some sort.

Not any longer.

Since their latest fiasco with the iPhone cash-back flip-flop, I wouldn’t touch anything that company produces with someone else’s money. Their modus operandi continues to be one of buyer beware, and that goes for their iTunes-playing gadgets too. Why would anyone spend money to own music that can’t be shared with any other device? Anti-piracy? Hardly. Anti-owner is more like it.

Welcome to Apple’s world.

Feed me

When RSS feeds first came out, I got all excited at having a method to stay on top of Things Online. Eventually I discovered that I had subscribed to a lot of links that I didn’t really have a need for. Just how many, I can’t recall, but on a whim one day I dumped them all, and for the life of me now I can’t recall one that I missed.

Well, only a few days ago I thought I’d take a brand spanking new Google reader for a test ride and see how it worked.

Thanks CDC at CafeChatNoir, you really aren’t helping any! 😉 I even bragged in your comments about no longer using a reader. Now I have to take it all back.

I’m still test riding, and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it!