Crystal Head Vodka

The joke just keeps on getting better.

The Province of Ontario has banned the sale of vodka in its state-owned and controlled liquor stores – as if Ontario wasn’t enough of a bad joke already in its quest for goodness. Long known as Ontario the good by many of it’s citizens, the silly little province has chosen to again make itself the laughing-stock of the nation by outlawing a bottle of vodka.

“The image of the human skull is the thing that’s really problematic for us,” said Liquor Control Board of Ontari-ari-ari-o spokesman Chris Layton.

I’m touched by Layton’s concern for the crystal skull’s representation of death, but I’m thinking that he’s had one too many to make any sensible decisions in his quest to keep Ontario-the-good safe from the consumers of vodka.

Why not just ban it all?

Link here.

it’s all because of:

1. Evil.
2. The devil.
3. Women working outside the home.
4. Television and the internet.
5. A lack of confession and daily prayer.
6. The New York Times.
7. The Masons.
8. Jews.
9. God-killers. (Oops, that’s part of #8.)
10. Homosexuals.
11. An exuberant affection.

The worst part of all that: I’m not making any of it up.

How pathetic.

Retired Bishop Giacomo Babini

Giacomo Babini, a retired Bishop of the Italian town of Grosseto, told the Catholic Pontifex website that the Catholic pedophile scandal is being orchestrated by the

“eternal enemies of Catholicism, namely the freemasons and the Jews, whose mutual entanglements are not always easy to see through… I think that it is primarily a Zionist attack, in view of its power and refinement. They do not want the church, they are its natural enemies. Deep down, historically speaking, the Jews are God-killers.”

That ought to put the fear of God into all of them.

I wonder how many Jewish boys were bent over the Catholic church’s alter and buggered? My guess would be none.

I’m thinking that it won’t be long before the people professing to speak for the Catholic church will bring author Dan Brown into the equation in their now-desperate search for a scapegoat. Any scapegoat.

with the Beatles?

Now then, since you’ve most recently appeased those aged, dirty-haired hippies of yore, how about something on the abused little boys you so fervently pursue in your efforts to bend them to the will of the Roman Catholic church?

It’s long past time to tell your dirty old men to stop pulling their ejaculate-encrusted robes over both of their heads and to force them to come out of their confessionals.

Isn’t it?

Updated: How silly of me to forget for a minute how much the Roman Catholic church likes the young people. Forgiving the Beatles is a perfect way to play to those beloved young people.

Here’s to pedophelia, rampant throughout the Roman Catholic empire coven served up by Ratzinger/Bennedict – and other – excuses for a Pope. How earnestly those “members” must

“generously serve the people of God, in parishes, recreation centers, schools, hospitals and many other places, as well as in the missions in the most remote parts of the world.” -Cardinal Angelo Sodano in his latest paean to the pope.

Forgotten to add: where, hopefully, the illiterati won’t see fit to indict the papist court jester and cause him to be shipped off to the next-closest village of the damned.