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		<title>Brave Mounties are actually chickenshit</title>
		<link>http://blog.twolaneroads.com/2009/06/09/brave-mounties-are-actually-chickenshit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a bunch of pussies.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Brave Mounties are a bunch of chickenshits" href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/06/08/bc-taser-inquiry-notices.html" target="_blank">What a bunch of pussies.</a></p>
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		<title>Brave Mounties attend dinner theater, arrest performer</title>
		<link>http://blog.twolaneroads.com/2009/04/04/brave-mounties-attend-dinner-theater-arrest-performer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Brave Mounties proceeded to sit outside the bus for over four hours while witnessing Mr. Li consume the various parts of the victim that tickled his palate.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may or may not recall the story of a young man &#8211; Tim McLean &#8211; stabbed, beheaded and partially eaten by one Vincent Li, while riding on a Greyhound bus near Portage la Prairie, Manitoba on July 29, 2008.</p>
<p>At some point during the feast, and after the bus had come to a halt on the side of the road out in the middle of the bald prairie, the beloved RCMP swat team arrived, decked out in their combat finest. The perimeter was secured &#8211; against what I&#8217;m unsure, since to my knowledge gophers, deer and pheasant are unarmed &#8211; and then the Brave Mounties proceeded to<em> <strong>sit outside the bus for over four hours</strong></em> while witnessing Mr. Li consume the various parts of  Tim McLean that tickled his palate.</p>
<p>Brave Mounties occasionally radioed reports back to somewhere, describing the night&#8217;s dining delight and entertainment thusly:</p>
<blockquote><p>Badger is at the back of the bus hacking off pieces and eating it.</p></blockquote>
<p>No word on whether there was dessert.</p>
<p>Eventually Li exited the bus through a window and fell nearly on top of several Brave Mounties, who had no choice but to finally subdue and arrest the satiated monster. A taser was involved, but apparently the dinner theater performer escaped unfazed &#8212; so to speak.</p>
<p>Vincent Li was later committed to a mental institution.</p>
<p>Tim McLean&#8217;s parents are suing the Brave Mounties who attended and the RCMP.</p>
<p><a title="Brave Mounties sit and watch" rel="nofollow" href="http://cbs11tv.com/national/greyhound.bus.murder.2.786444.html" target="_blank" alt="Brave Mounties sit and watch">All the grisly details are here</a> &#8211; not for the faint of heart.</p>
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		<title>RCMP goon squad</title>
		<link>http://blog.twolaneroads.com/2009/03/26/rcmp-goon-squad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brave Mounties have testified to staggering brutality, ignorance, stupidity and false bravado while defending themselves against a man with a stapler.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As the Braidwood Inquiry into the death of Robert Dziekanski at the hands of RCMP Goon Squad members in the Vancouver airport progresses, Canadians continue to witness the spectacle of four more <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">mounties</span> goons dragging their beleaguered <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">police force</span> Goon Squad into further disrepute. Time after time, the four Brave Mounties have testified to staggering brutality, ignorance, stupidity and false bravado while defending themselves against a man with a stapler.</p>
<p>They testified that they failed to recall their training, even though a mere three months had elapsed since that training had occurred.</p>
<p>To further aggravate the situation, RCMP management &#8212; is there such a thing? &#8212; failed to make policy changes and improvements in the use of tasers, even when directed to do so by a House of Commons committee. Surely the RCMP Management Goons<span>™</span> could forsee a time when their policy on taser use would be called into question &#8212; couldn&#8217;t they? And if they couldn&#8217;t, then obviously the goons of management had their heads so far up their red-serge-covered asses as to be completely unrecognizable as actual management.</p>
<p>Day after day at the Braidwood Inquiry, new revelations continue to surface regarding the stupidity of a once-revered police force, such revelations helping to further lead the <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">goon squad</span> mounties to complete and utter disrepute.</p>
<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2009/03/25/taser.html" target="_blank">Link to article here on Goon Squad taser use.</a></p>
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		<title>Inquiry judge raises gavel, gets tasered</title>
		<link>http://blog.twolaneroads.com/2009/03/05/inquiry-judge-raises-gavel-gets-tasered/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Judge Thomas Braidwood was shocked multiple times by Mounties when they felt threatened by the gavel the judge raised during testimony given by fellow officers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In keeping with the RCMP&#8217;s latest crime-fighting taser techniques against stapler-bearing individuals, inquiry Judge Thomas Braidwood was shocked multiple times by Mounties when they felt threatened by the gavel the judge raised during testimony given by fellow officers.</p>
<p>&#8220;It was certainly a defensive measure,&#8221; stated the Brave Mountie<span>™</span> in charge. &#8220;It was our decision based on years of training. We deal with these types of people all the time, and we know best how to safely subdue them.&#8221;</p>
<p>There is no word on whether the judge was under arrest at the time.</p>
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		<title>Brave Mountie cowed by stapler, mocked by citizens</title>
		<link>http://blog.twolaneroads.com/2009/03/03/brave-mountie-cowed-by-stapler-mocked-by-citizens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As revered as the RCMP were in the past, this reverence is now history.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As revered as the RCMP* were in the past, this reverence is now history, having disappeared completely with the latest revelations during the ongoing inquiry to determine why the Mounties killed a completely innocent man with multiple taser &#8220;blasts&#8221;.</p>
<p>Robert Dziekanski had committed no crime. He wasn&#8217;t under arrest. Yet four members of the RCMP descended on him as though he was the greatest threat to law and order Canada has seen since the Quebec FLQ kidnapped and murdered innocent people.</p>
<blockquote><p>Commission counsel Art Vertlieb questioned how four officers wearing body armour, carrying handguns and armed with pepper spray and collapsible batons could be frightened of Dziekanski. –Petti Fong, thestar.com</p></blockquote>
<p>During the ongoing inquiry into the murder of Mr. Dziekanski, one of the four RCMP dumb oxen who responded to Mr. Dziekanski at the Vancouver airport testified to and demonstrated the following:</p>
<blockquote><p>Millington stood up at one point during his testimony to demonstrate how the  stapler had been held by Dziekanski.</p>
<p>He held the stapler at shoulder height with one hand, his other a clenched  fist. –Petti Fong, thestar.com</p></blockquote>
<p>The public gallery responded, in turn:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Members of the public laughed at the sight and retired judge Thomas Braidwood  had to request order.</strong> –Petti Fong, thestar.com</p></blockquote>
<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/595557" target="_blank">Link to article here.</a></p>
<p>Link to <a rel="nofollow" href="http://blog.twolaneroads.com/2008/12/15/its-another-coverup/" target="_blank">my previous post</a>.</p>
<p>*Royal Canadian Mounted Police</p>
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