What will it be tonight?

In A Lonely Place?

It Happened One Night?

*** The Killing?

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All righty then. It’s The Killing, where a just-released Stirling Hayden is architect of a plan to clean out a racetrack’s cash. Greedy Vargas-girl Marie Windsor cheats on her husband, milquetoast Elisha Cook, by revealing the plan to her lover, Vince Edwards. Needless to say, it does not go well for all concerned, but then, that’s film noir, isn’t it?

*** Not to be confused with The Killers, starring Burt Lancaster and Ava Gardner.

Rear Window (1954)

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Jimmy finds himself living in a massage parlor, where the only masseuse he can afford is a Ma Kettle lookalike. Unable to stand Grace Kelly for more than a minute, the impenetrably dense (nothing new there) misogynist attempts to chase her off for seemingly more interesting people across the back lot’s courtyard.

This is the only movie in which Jimmy has conquered stuttering, fumbling and fussing, much to the dismay of his fans and co-star, I’m sure. Oh, and the ever-faithful Oleg wasn’t around to dress her. That was left to Edith Head.

Full circle

I’ve been living in a small college town in southern Ontario for almost a decade. It has everything I need, and then some. I sold the bagger, knowing I was content and happily ensconced. From a successful career in aviation, and another lifetime of riding, I’ve garnered enough material to keep me happily clacking away on that typewriter thing forever and a day. Anonymous fiction, of course.

Because reasons.

My aviation life was spent in the deserts of Africa. I have flown in the Canadian bush as a fire pilot. I’ve been a mountain and an arctic pilot. I managed to stay away from the jungle. Because more reasons.

As a biker, I was  an Independent. I traveled highway and byway and the old blue highways from Canada to Mexico and places in between. I loved every precious minute of it all, even when, well, that’s for me to know and others to read about.

As to my writing, on average, I get around 12,000 downloads a year, every year. My biggest kick was seeing 60 down in Kazakhstan last year. Normally, it’s only ten or so in that bleak wilderness. I do POD sales as well, courtesy of Ingram Spark and Amazon.

Switching gears, my last bicycle was a red and white CCM 3-speed from Simpsons-Sears. I think I might have been 12, or thereabouts.I remember my old man putting that thing together, not fast enough for my liking. Finally, off I went. The bike wasn’t anything too fancy –  as best I can recall. Hitting the binders required one to stand on the aft pedal and push down hard.

So what’s next, I asked myself, because with me, there is always a next.Answered, I replied, to no one in particular. I like it that way.

The bagger has been replaced!

COSTCO came up with a sweet deal on a CC50 e-bike. No surprise that I couldn’t resist or refuse. Of course, I needed a helmet. Chain lube. A pump. A sizeable hard bag to sit on top of that rack. Some sweet panniers, too. And an alarm. I dug out my leather gloves and a couple of old Slippy Brim helmet liners. Some faded bandanas.

That CCM bicycle was my first taste of freedom. As I got older, I tasted more, and more. And now, I have come full circle. I am still tasting, though. I will never give that up.

 

And I thought- oops, someone at my door…

Oh, drat. It’s three families of migrants. Excuse me whilst I shepherd them past that sieve known as America’s undefended border with those socialist Canadians. To make the foreigners even more welcome where they’re going, I’ve provided free firearms, courtesy of the citizens of Toronto, where there appears to be an abundance.

Can someone let MTG, otherwise known as Marjorie-something-or-other, know they’re on their way? I’m pretty certain she’d want to know about this flagrant border violation. Perhaps she can tear herself away from some gun shop in Georgia long enough to make another concerned video for the ignorant masses of you-know-where.

I’ll be right back…

Dammit. There were so many vehicles filled with migrants being driven across that undefended border by Canadians that I gave up. I’m going to  swim with them across Lake Ontario. Catch ya later, gator, after I take a yuge breath.

Riding farther, seeing more