Hardcore Henry


Blood – check

Guts – check

Gore – check

Whorehouse – check

Naked whores – check

Wholesome romance – check

Uncanny resemblance to early 90s DOOM and others – check

Interminably long, boring, unending body count at the end of it all – check.

No, Uncle Bennie,

no one believes your dick is that big. You’re another dumb fuck Repubbie, too.

Uncle Bennie wants more troops

Do these morons have any idea how long the Can-Am border is? Do they understand that a lot of it is up in Alaska?

Methinks Uncle Bennie would like his troops on the Canadian side of the border, too. Keep spending that money, Amerika. You’ll go broke eventually. I just hope I live long enough to see it.