It would seem that you’re paying for the wall after all. No wonder this shitstain on the face of the earth has his businesses declare bankruptcy. His lippity-lips move, his lippity-lips make no sense.
It’s for the rich.
Aren’t we a pair?
Me here at last in charge,
You say bad things.
Send in the Feds.
It’s for the rich.
You must approve.
One who keeps screwing around,
One who can’t decide.
Where are the Feds?
Send in the Feds.
*with apologies to Send in the Clowns, which probably doesn’t mean what you think it means.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the non-stop show with a 44-pack of popcorn that isn’t too bad. Worldwide 24-hour news networks never had it so easy. As for boot-licking American “news” networks, good luck with that.
Of course, if a liquid refreshment makes things more palatable, go for it, but I simply can’t condone being drunk for as long as it will take for my friends and neighbors to the south to rid themselves of this presidential pestilence they have chosen to inflict upon the world.
and then thinks he has the weekend off before actually having to do anything. Methinks he’ll be using his weekend to clean his pants.
This will be The Last President.
No word yet on internment camps and a renewed HUAC, but any day now…
The Drumpster is well on his way to fucking it* up, as he has done with so many of his businesses.
I’m sorely tempted to call Trump Towering Inferno** and introduce myself as some miscellaneous foreign dick-tater who would like to offer congratulations to the Drumpster fire in the back alley.
Added bonus: The reports of scary clowns are way down now that one has been elected.
*A country, this time.
**With apologies to a movie of the same name.
Les Moonves**, Chief Testiculess Officer and general piece of shit media monster, failed to have his toadying CBS network of gutless reporters ask whether the Piece of Shit-elect requested a viewing of Obama’s birth certificate. It was incumbent on the Piece of Shit to ask the question. In fact, his followers demanded it of him during a long, embittered seventeen-month call to duty.
Further to that, the Piece of Shit’s electorate should know, or at least be aware of, the fact that any piece of shit politician moving his lips is lying. In other words, you, like those before you, got suckered better than old P.T. Barnam could have ever accomplished it.
Senate and House Publicans, too busy placing their hands into empty pockets that will soon be full to overflowing, instead discussed when the time will be right to revive HUAC, by any other name, a rose.
The American tent is on fire. How many suckers will get out alive before the spectacle collapses on itself and is over? No one knows. Just as no one got to hear the Piece of Shit tell President Obama and his family when they will be deported to
Hawaii, err, Kenya.
There’s no word yet on whether the Piece of Shit-elect grabbed any snatch while he was visiting the White House.
Inquiring minds want to know.
**Moonves may or may not have said, It may not be good for America, but it’s damn good for CBS. He may or may not have added, A Piece of Shit’s place in this election is a good thing.
Following the Moonves proclamation, many were seen to be scraping their boots on the ground in unsuccessful attempts to remove accumulated shit. Unfortunately, network reporters failed to draw conclusions, and instead chose to draw attention to a huge, steaming turd inexorably slithering in a pile of its own shit, while on its way to Washington.
Those stupid sons of bitches at Cyberchimps borked my theme earlier today. Screw ’em. I’ve dumped their useless product and gone back to the free WP Twenty Eleven theme. The site is back up as of 1800 local.
Thanks for your shit, fellas.
Oh, and from what I’m reading, I’m not the only one. Jesus but can’t anyone do anything right any more? It’s almost like the ’90s with software: Real Soon Now. Or DIY Themes and their useless shit.
And there you have it. Cyberchimps iribbonpro2 gone. Free WP Twenty Eleven installed. If you’re looking for some customization for 2011, try 7 Tips to Customize WordPress Twenty Eleven Theme. A simple plugin will solve most of it.