Category Archives: Stupidity plain and simple

U.S. would wipe out Canada if it conducted a Hamas-like attack, Kathy Hochul says

Now why would Canada ever invade Buffalo? For the Chip? Oh, wait, that’s Sturgis. For the medical care no American except people like Ms Hochul can afford? Ya, shure, I guess. For the oil and gas? Bwaaaahahahaha. To stay in one of Trumppo’s proppities of which  he will have to divest? Bwaaaahahahaha. Oh, I know! I know! *waves a frantic arm in the air and hopes Ms Hochul doesn’t see it as aggressive behaviour* To see Niagara Falls! No, that’s not it because anyone with half a brain knows the view is so much better from the Canadian side.

Oh, and Ms Hochul. You might pay more attention to your southern border and the hordes of people invading your nether regions.

JFC but some of those people come up with the stupidest things on the face of the earth. The country deserves Donald Trump, and I really, truly hope and dream that they will get their wish for a second term.

*sings*

Bye bye American pie…

And I thought- oops, someone at my door…

Oh, drat. It’s three families of migrants. Excuse me whilst I shepherd them past that sieve known as America’s undefended border with those socialist Canadians. To make the foreigners even more welcome where they’re going, I’ve provided free firearms, courtesy of the citizens of Toronto, where there appears to be an abundance.

Can someone let MTG, otherwise known as Marjorie-something-or-other, know they’re on their way? I’m pretty certain she’d want to know about this flagrant border violation. Perhaps she can tear herself away from some gun shop in Georgia long enough to make another concerned video for the ignorant masses of you-know-where.

I’ll be right back…

Dammit. There were so many vehicles filled with migrants being driven across that undefended border by Canadians that I gave up. I’m going to  swim with them across Lake Ontario. Catch ya later, gator, after I take a yuge breath.

King Charles, pro and con

Pro side of King and Country

  • British weather
  • Bad teeth for everyone, in perpetuity, and, finally,
  • A desire to be Camilla’s tampon
  • There are more, but I might digress.

Con side of the Kingdom

  • California weather
  • Good teeth
  • An actual personality
  • The attractive side of the family
  • Possibly sired by the British Army
  • Hated by an entire nation and its news media, thanks to King and Country (see above).

So…

in light of clownfish’s possession of state secrets, and his inclinations regarding same, might anyone have a FISA warrant on the orange cheeto and his current minions?

I’m wondering where the fam will flee go on an extended vaycay once they pull their heads out of the old man’s ass and realize they’re done for. Argentina? Saudi Arabia? Certainly not with the Russkis, right? Right?

But perhaps I discount the pigs in the pen too soon. We have all been fooled before.