I’m thinking someone on the Presidential Shitstain’s staff has an absolute killer sense of humor following the latest debacle sandwiched between the Fantasy Island porn shop and a garden emporium with a Four Seasons moniker. Oh yeah, and a crematorium. A sign of things to come?
It’s that, or I have to believe they’re all that stupid.
Nah. They and 70 million more of them are that stupid.
Kudos to the garden center for capitalizing on the opportunity. I wonder what the porn shop will cum up with.
Kinda fun to watch the shit-show of Americans spending all day in a lineup to vote. Don’t they know how other countries do it? Oh, wait. Sorry. The residents of The Greatest Democracy in the World have no clue about anything beyond their borders.
Imagine claiming it’s “an honor” to stand in line all day to vote. Those clueless turds deserve another four.
on Fox News, America’s Presidential Shitstain expire. Now there’s justice for ya. Unfortunately, I no longer have access to cable news. Quite thankfully, thank you very much.
Last night, America’s Presidential Shitstain implored Americans to bend over and take his limp dick up their arses. They will comply. Welcome to a preview of four more years, same as the last four years, with extra dick up tight in America’s arse.
It isn’t going to be pretty. But you know what? It’s kind of fun to watch America disintegrate before my very eyes. I never would have thought the downfall could be so rapid. Considering the countless countries America has ruined fucked up the arse over the decades, it’s finally getting its just desserts. And it’s coming from within.
American bullshit continues to baffle brains. Every time.
After you slather him in orange, pin his diaper on, and help him out of bed, you must dress him up like a tin soldier*. Pin a bunch of shiny medals on him, let him shoulder a pop-gun, and parade him around the White House. He’ll be all smiles, all day.
* With apologies to all of the actual tin soldiers out there.
