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Politics

Thus sayeth the grand poobah dictator chief of Kahnawake, Quebec in a televised interview on why how the Kahnawake casino slum indian reservation wants everyone with bad the wrong non-native blood off of their rez in ten days. Getting a tad racist are ya, boys?
Link to article here.
Here’s another news flash, chiefey:
If you don’t consider [...]

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If we choose to endure the childish indignity* of an airplane ride, CATSA and the TSA forces each of us to pass successfully through airport security by

dumping our lives into a plastic bin;
enduring the indignity of being seen as a hijack-crazy, bomb-wearing, foaming-at-the-mouth terrorist, whether we are white, non-Muslim, an 80-year-old grandmother with a cane, [...]

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That’ll make ‘em think they’re safe.

No standing up during the last hour of the flight.
No en-route access to flight information .
No access to overhead bins.
No blankies.
No pillows.
No going to the bathroom.
No getting out of your seat.
Keep your hands in plain sight, and for goodness’ sake, don’t raise one to ask to go to the bathroom, [...]

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Canadians currently have their panties in a moist wad over the treatment of some of those detained by our forces operating in Afghanistan. Well, strictly speaking, the detainees weren’t mistreated by Canadian forces. They were mistreated once they were turned over to their own government.
This charge-of-the-prisoner-brigade is being led by Canada’s eastern media conglomerates, including [...]

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(Canada is) behaving with all the sophistication of a chimpanzee’s tea party
But before you get here, clean up your own back yard, and keep your limey prejudices to yourself.
A concerted campaign has now begun to expel Canada from the Commonwealth.
Finally! Thank you, Jesus! The Commonwealth has been an underachiever for decades now. It’s primary raison [...]

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You just have to love the environmentalists among us – even the ones in the motherland, if you’ll pardon the pun. Here are samples of the awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, world-wide non-events that we should be concerned about, according to Leo & Lucy of the guardian.uk. Or, more likely, those items appealing to fast-disappearing newspaper subscribers in [...]

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Talk about having your cake and eating it too, or, mange la merde, you stupid frogs.
Those silly imitation frenchmen (with apologies to France) in Canada are at it again. For some strange reason, these mentally-challenged retarded people appear to think that they now own all of North America. Don’t tell the tin-hat brigade in America, [...]

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Raise your hand if you’ve had enough of the swine flu H1N1 plague pox garbage foisted upon us by fearmongering mainstream media asshats, who can’t find enough “news” to shout out. These rocket scientists have pushed the panic button on the flu, and talked themselves and everyone else into a situation that no amount [...]

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At a recent press conference, some former Mexican parliamentarian, while visiting the true north, strong and free (Canada, for the uninitiated), whined about deteriorating relations between the two countries. Apparently, Mexico is pissed that Canada doesn’t want a plague of snowshoe-wearing Mexicans thrust upon its southern border.
Relations between Canada and Mexico have deteriorated badly under [...]

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