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Noomi Rapace and hubby want a little away time at the cottage. Unfortunately for both, that’s not all they want for each other. While Roy, Petter, and Dave have a hankering for some of that same cottage ambiance, they have no idea what’s in store as mayhem and madness ensue.
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Aubrey Plaza. Robert De Niro.
“I want you to tear open my bra like it’s a Social Security check.”
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America The world slips off its axis thanks to fracking (see? we told ya!). Consequently, strange happenings in cemeteries follow shortly thereafter, thanks to bad diner coffee and wifi. A girlish ghoulish, sword-wielding Tilda Swinton comes to the rescue.
I don’t know how they got these guys to do this movie, but kudos all round if you wait until the end credits.
Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta
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How can she drive in those heels?
A videogame motif, with topless tango dancing. I want my oil checked, very deeply. Of course her gun belt does una función doble as a garter belt.
Che Sausage doesn’t have any idea what’s coming for him.
It has been brought to my attention that I have been somewhat remiss in my attention to movie reviews.
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A haggard barfly is only too eager see a young acolyte (refer. Part 2 of the definition) safely home from the pit of desperation. Following a display of ample bosom and some bush, a chainsaw is introduced to do what they do best – a light trimming.
* No chainsaws were actually started in the making of this, uhh, movie.
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Following a biker bar extravaganza, the girl band bang bus breaks down on the way to their next gig. Mayhem ensues when the ladies in distress end up with a tow to a junkyard full of mad dogs and an Englishman.
* Some assembly may be required.
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Everybody was kung-fu fighting…