Hotel Artemis

*** SPOILER ALERT ***

Jodie Foster channels Michael Fox, while the always sunny Charlie plays himself. Sort of. I lost several days of my life that I shall never get back after turning to drink to dull the pain. Why did I have pain, you ask? I gouged out my eyes, dulled my hearing with a sharp pencil, and cut out my tongue just for spite.

Achtung you MAGA Hillbillies arriving for the G6 meeting in Canada

Dear President shitstain,

Please take your racist Heil Hitler Nazi shit-stained fat lying ass back to the shithole you came from. MAGA and its fuck-ups, Democrats, Republicans, and the rich desperately need you to continue making it great.

Yours truly,

Canada

P.S. Yer a fookin’ pussy, too. Better at firing blanks than bullets. This after the G6 meeting concluded:

Trump’s economic adviser Larry Kudlow** also slammed Trudeau’s message on CNN’s State of the Union, suggesting it was a betrayal of the U.S. president before Trump meets North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un in Singapore Tuesday.

“You don’t walk away and start firing bullets,” Kudlow said.

“POTUS is not going to let a Canadian prime minister push him around … on the eve of this,” he said firmly. “Kim must not see American weakness.”

** Poor ole Larry couldn’t find his other brother, Sober Larry, to go on in his stead, so CNN let the drunk talk until every American started to believe his bullshit. One thing I’ve known for a long time – in fact I think forever – is that drunk, sober or stoned, an American is not an American unless and until he believes his own bullshit.

Yeah, I know. I don’t have television any more. I just had to go on youtube to witness the great American spectacle. I am so sorry I did. Please forgive me for my transgression.