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- NORWAY, as we all know, is a freezing, frost-bitten shithole where everyone braces their coffee with hard likker.
- In NORWAY, people randomly throw snowballs at one another. Living room windows are prime targets.
- NORWAY is also home to Commie socialist pigs and free healthcare for all.
- Thank goodness. NORWEGIANS smoke all the time.
- NORWEGIAN children build their SNOWMEN facing their houses in order that they keep an eye on mummy and daddy whilst asleep in their beds.
- There are no window shades on any bedroom or living room in any home in that nudist-and-sauna-loving NORWEGIAN cesspit of immorality. (Not to be confused with FINLAND.)
- Every children’s bedroom has a window into their parents’ bedroom. It permits them to keep an eye on mummy or daddy screwing the shit out of their neighbor. Good times for all.
- In NORWAY, everyone knows how to skate.
- In NORWAY, there are no murders. Everyone commits suicide by shotgun.
- Chloe Sevigny? In coveralls? Seriously?
- Coffee beans (see #1).
- In NORWAY, the women all dress in woolens (see #1).
- NORWEGIAN children are annoying (see #1).
- NORWEGIAN police officers never report in (see #1).
- NORWEGIAN police officers never call for backup (see #1).
- There is no cell phone reception in NORWAY (see #1).
- Val Kilmer. WTF! Val Kilmer? Old Val has subjected himself to too much plastic surgery.