will someone in the current American administration please, please find a box of really thick, big, long yuuuuge crayons with not too many colored selections choices thingies pointy bits and tell the grand master to keep the scrawling between the lines?

Speaking of shitstains (with apologies to The Shitstain), Les Moonves, how are ya feelin’ about corporate media’s bottom line now, versus America’s rock bottom? Do you have anything you might like to add? How about doubling down on the “good for the CBS bottom line”?

It would seem that you’re paying for the wall after all. No wonder this shitstain on the face of the earth has his businesses declare bankruptcy. His lippity-lips move, his lippity-lips make no sense.

It’s for the rich.
Aren’t we a pair?
Me here at last in charge,
You say bad things.
Send in the Feds.
It’s for the rich.
You must approve.
One who keeps screwing around,
One who can’t decide.
Where are the Feds?
Send in the Feds.

*with apologies to Send in the Clowns, which probably doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the non-stop show with a 44-pack of popcorn that isn’t too bad. Worldwide 24-hour news networks never had it so easy. As for boot-licking American “news” networks, good luck with that.

Of course, if a liquid refreshment makes things more palatable, go for it, but I simply can’t condone being drunk for as long as it will take for my friends and neighbors to the south to rid themselves of this presidential pestilence they have chosen to inflict upon the world.

and then thinks he has the weekend off before actually having to do anything. Methinks he’ll be using his weekend to clean his pants.

This will be The Last President.