Dear 360 Safe Global

360 Safe Global, your software is trash.

Where’s your user forum? Where’s your user support? Where do I go find out why I’m unable to run a program after I’ve installed your software? Why won’t my software run on my laptop after installing your trash?

Why must I send an email to beg for support?

360 Safe Global, this is for you: Your software is trash.

In other words, go back to the drawing board. Take your time. I’m not the only one that is having problems with your simply mah-velous shit.


Amazon shipping in the Great Unexplored Territory™ of Canada

Amazon shipping in the Great Unexplored Territory™, otherwise known as Canada :

Thank you for shopping with us. We thought you’d like to know that your item has shipped, and that this completes your order. Your order is on its way. Your estimated delivery date is:

Wednesday, October 8, 2014 – Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Fourteen fucking days? Really, Amazon?

Even the Pony Express could deliver it within Canada faster than that, and that fiasco didn’t last more than eighteen months. Thankfully, I can count on the the Amazon Delivery Experts™ to be knowledgeable of geography. Or, maybe not so much. My last package went 265 miles up, when it should have gone 90 miles down.

Stupid shits.