My bags are packed, I’m ready to go
Dawn is breakin’, the taxi’s waitin’ *
Or some shit like that.
And it’s all because of cake crack, which, for all I know, could also resemble plumber’s crack.
A Scottsdale family on Wednesday said their cheesecake is a Christmas miracle.
When they pulled the dessert out of the oven, it cracked as it cooled. According to the family, the cake crack resembles a crucifix. –azcentral.com
Talk is cheap. And it’s not Easter yet.
* With apologies to John Denver, who, having run out of airspeed, altitude and ideas all at the same time, smacked the waters of Monterey Bay.