Here’s all you need to know:
Toque – A knit cap.
Donair – A meat-heavy, Turkish dish invented in Halifax.
Homo Milk – Come on, it’s homogenized, whole milk.
Parkade – It’s a building where you park.
Robertson Screwdriver – A screwdriver with a square tip.
Mickey – Half of a 26er. Like, a small part of a 40-pounder. Or, go pick up a two-four if you like beer.
Oh, I almost forgot. There’s one more thing. If you’re a jihadi rapper from Alabama and you know your ABCs, you might want to check out a Fodors or its equivalent before you start thinking that
moving your lips moving to Toronto will get you to a pure Islamic society.