Breaking news, for local consumption only, because, well, you know:
Barack the Butcher™ announces “We are a nation of laws and a jury has spoken”*.
There’s no word on when that statement might apply to Guantanamo detainees presently incarcerated without benefit of trial and force fed slop, or, to those past and present rendered God knows where and tortured thanks to America’s, well, you know.
* Pronounced by The Great Man Himself in reference to a murder trial where an all-white jury did it’s job and, in my opinion, freed the guilty party.
Make it as huge as you possibly can. No doubt sooner rather than later your best and brightest will be clamoring to get the hell out. I wouldn’t want Canada to be known for harboring several of the smart people in America.
A U.S. judge has ordered the government to stop genital searches of Guantanamo Bay detainees who want to meet with their lawyers.
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The detainees had complained that guards had recently begun touching and holding detainees’ genital and anal areas during searches. –calgaryherald.com
I don’t know about any of you out there (nor do I want to), but I’m thinking that anyone who repeatedly touches and fondles my genital and anal areas has a serious problem-whether they admit it or not. You know, like America’s serious problem of being completely screwed up by this “terrorism” bullshit.
Obviously, the ruling doesn’t apply to the TSA (Totally Stupid Assholes) who “man” up the airports.
Ed Burkhardt, you beyond stupid son of a bitch, spring the bucks for a passport you so obviously don’t have and get your fat, wrinkled, white Yankee ass to the site of your latest public relations disaster. Even though everything you know about a foreign country says that Canada is a socialist, almost-communist state with “free” healthcare (since the ’60s, I might add), go there anyway. You know, like after you actually get a passport in order that you can go back where you came from, the sooner the better. Don’t be afraid. Your own government won’t likely put you on a no-fly list, even if you do read satire and salon.com.
The citizens of Lac-Mégantic won’t tar and feather you with the product you transport – at least, not until they separate you from your bodyguards.
This stupid shit, Burkhardt, actually joked that he would need a bullet-proof vest to visit Canada. Doesn’t the dumbass know that Canada isn’t a state in Amerikuh? That’s a rhetorical question, by the way, for you Americans who don’t get Canadian humor.
Twenty dead, fifty missing, and Brian Williams turns it into a geography lesson for Americans. Apparently, the dumbasses don’t know they have a state called New Hampshire. Check out the video and snooze through a litany of what constitutes New Hampshire. Or, visit salon.com and be declared an enemy of the United States of America.