Those Roman Catholic sons of bitches just don’t get it

Ignorance is bliss

The dirty, filthy, perverted bastards.

And it’s no wonder with people like this still wanting to pull their habits over the children in an attempt to keep everything the way it was–and still is, in many cases.

A well-known New York priest is coming under criticism for saying that priests accused of child sex abuse are often seduced by their accusers and that a first-time offender should not go to jail.

The Rev. Benedict Groeschel of the Franciscan Friars of the Renewal made the comments in an interview with the National Catholic Register this week. —Globe and Mail

Link here.

FBI’s Most Wanted: Insane Clown Posse fans

ICPSay what?

The FBI has classified fans of ICP as “gang members”. WTF is with the FBI virgins these days? That old closet queer Hoover, their former director, is long gone. Hell, that alone should have dragged the FBI kicking and screaming into the ’60s. Alas, no, they’re still fucking morons.

Next Der Homeland Stasi will be landing their helicopters on the doorsteps of ICP fans. Mom and Dad will no doubt be happy when that happens.

Note to FBI and Der Homeland Stasi: You’re still morons. Fuck you. Just for you, here’s a link to ICP’s web site — because, you know, you probably didn’t know they had one.

And just because, here’s another link for the stupids, known as the FBI and DHS.

As you can imagine, being classified as a “gang” has ICP and its Juggalos a tad upset. There’s no word on whether Deadheads are incensed that they haven’t been included in American law enforcement’s ongoing downhill race to be known as the stupidest people in the entire world.

America should take some notes from newly-liberated Russian courts and classify all music-lovers as hooligans. That makes about as much sense.

Note to America:  You are so screwed.

Saskatchewan rest areas

Picnic by the shitter

A rather nice rest stop along the TCH that runs through Saskatchewan. Do you eat your sammiches before, or after?

I have no idea who planned this well-placed little gem of a rest area. It’s on the Trans-Canada Highway running through the vast wasteland known as Saskatchewan. Does anyone but me think that stopping for a picnic beside a shitter is a tad overdoing it? Does one make use of the facilities before you partake of the sandwich, or after?

In any case, it’s certainly more welcoming than what you get while traveling through Northwestern Ontario. There you only get access to a tree–sans flag. Or paper.

Speaking of trees, it is rather nice to see trees by the side of the road with one’s facilities on the bald Prairie. As you can tell by the proudly flying flags, the wind whips across that Prairie faster than you can put it in the rear-view mirror.