on the road

April 2011

Tassimo has a great product. Unfortunately, there’s no way to make a cup of just hot water. Or is there? You betcha, baby. Hot water by itself is just a touch away.

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The royal wedding will be another snoozefest.

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The recent TSA Code Bravo, freeze! bravado that turns adults into kindergarteners and tattle-tails, courtesy of the TSA dumbasses. How marvelous that the passengers in line follow the pied pipers of doom.

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Given the reluctance of a large proportion of the population to accept a paper certificate as proof of being born in der homeland, I’m thinking that it won’t be long before a Penis Eligibility Committee™ will be required under law to view the dubious candidate’s member.

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