it’s all because of:

1. Evil.
2. The devil.
3. Women working outside the home.
4. Television and the internet.
5. A lack of confession and daily prayer.
6. The New York Times.
7. The Masons.
8. Jews.
9. God-killers. (Oops, that’s part of #8.)
10. Homosexuals.
11. An exuberant affection.

The worst part of all that: I’m not making any of it up.

How pathetic.