on the road

From the monthly archives:

October 2009

Talk about having your cake and eating it too, or, mange la merde, you stupid frogs.
Those silly imitation frenchmen (with apologies to France) in Canada are at it again. For some strange reason, these mentally-challenged retarded people appear to think that they now own all of North America. Don’t tell the tin-hat brigade in America, [...]

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(updated below)
Raise your hand if you’ve had enough of the swine flu H1N1 plague pox garbage foisted upon us by fearmongering mainstream media asshats, who can’t find enough “news” to shout out. These rocket scientists have pushed the panic button on the flu, and talked themselves and everyone else into a situation that no amount [...]

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At a recent press conference, some former Mexican parliamentarian, while visiting the true north, strong and free (Canada, for the uninitiated), whined about deteriorating relations between the two countries. Apparently, Mexico is pissed that Canada doesn’t want a plague of snowshoe-wearing Mexicans thrust upon its southern border.
Relations between Canada and Mexico have deteriorated badly under [...]

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Introductory lede:
It’s a popular misconception that motorcycles burn cleaner than cars: most of them don’t. – wheels.ca, Costa Mouzouris
Next paragraph:
In fact, the only reason that they spew fewer greenhouse gas emissions into the air than four-wheeled passenger vehicles…
So which is it? Do they? Or, don’t they?
all current models (of motorcycles) meet North American emissions standards…
That [...]

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until bars are closed and liquor is taken off of the market. We all know how successful prohibition was back in the day.
There will be no keeping MADD® happy, just as there has been no keeping them happy in the past – until every ounce of liquor is outright declared illegal and poured into the [...]

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Where’s the beef?
Probably rotting in the abattoir and the meat-packing plant.
You might not be so quick to go fast-food or fire up the barbie after reading this article from the New York Times on the meat inspection process, or lack thereof. It’s lengthy, but it covers all the bases.
And across the line in Canada, things [...]

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