Who has the keys?

This guy is Canadian? Wonder of wonders. I am so proud.How difficult would it be to put the keys on a pegboard inside the hangar? Perhaps in a locked box, even?

It was sitting as usual parked on the ramp. The keys are in all the aircrafts because students are using them. -tbnewswatch.com

I know, I know, some of us can barely manage to find our car keys when we need them, but even so…

Question: Where did this “Canadian” learn to fly? Inquiring minds want to know. Update: Apparently he learned at the flight school from which he stole the airplane.

I wonder who will get the bill for this fiasco?

Link here.

An added thought: I wonder when Canada will wise up to its own sad immigration policy and get some smarts?

FBI spokesman Richard Kolko told CNN that Leon, formerly known as Yavuz Berke, was born in Turkey and became a Canadian citizen last year. -cbc.ca

Brave Mounties attend dinner theater, arrest performer

You may or may not recall the story of a young man – Tim McLean – stabbed, beheaded and partially eaten by one Vincent Li, while riding on a Greyhound bus near Portage la Prairie, Manitoba on July 29, 2008.

At some point during the feast, and after the bus had come to a halt on the side of the road out in the middle of the bald prairie, the beloved RCMP swat team arrived, decked out in their combat finest. The perimeter was secured – against what I’m unsure, since to my knowledge gophers, deer and pheasant are unarmed – and then the Brave Mounties proceeded to sit outside the bus for over four hours while witnessing Mr. Li consume the various parts of  Tim McLean that tickled his palate.

Brave Mounties occasionally radioed reports back to somewhere, describing the night’s dining delight and entertainment thusly:

Badger is at the back of the bus hacking off pieces and eating it.

No word on whether there was dessert.

Eventually Li exited the bus through a window and fell nearly on top of several Brave Mounties, who had no choice but to finally subdue and arrest the satiated monster. A taser was involved, but apparently the dinner theater performer escaped unfazed — so to speak.

Vincent Li was later committed to a mental institution.

Tim McLean’s parents are suing the Brave Mounties who attended and the RCMP.

All the grisly details are here – not for the faint of heart.

Miss Universe visits Gitmo, goes waterboarding in bay

Miss Universe was deployed to the the sunny beaches of Gitmo. No word on whether she was able to take a look at or participate in a good and well-deserved waterboarding. Perhaps she was able to dry and curl her hair with an electroshock treatment after a nice, relaxing swim.

We also met the Military dogs…

No you didn’t, or your ass would be grass — Gitmo grass, bitch.

We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books.

Who were the rocket scientists who sent this woman to a prison camp to which most of the detainees have been rendered, tortured and otherwise refused any rights whatsoever under international law, not to mention U.S. law? America sent children to this hell-hole.

Oh, right. Miss Universe is an NBC Universal, Inc. and Donald J. Trump Partnership, and it was a USO tour. They should have resurrected Bob Hope, á la Weekend at Bernie’s. He probably would have received better press.

Thanks to the New York Times for the story, who tried to make light of the fools’ parade by bringing a new American-invented boogey-man — Hugo Chavez and Venezuala — into the picture. Fortunately, and unbeknownst to the NYT, the unintended satire in their article speaks for itself.

This is not an April Fool’s joke

It must be due to the massive migration of coldbacks:

1,500 agents along the northern border were involved in the arrests of 7,925 individuals last year. During the same time, 705,005 people were arrested on the southwest border with Mexico (italics and emphasis mine), where 16,500 agents currently are assigned. -Mark Borkowski, executive director of the Secure Border Initiative at Customs and Border Protection

For the geographically challenged among us, America’s northern border is with Canada, not Russia. Alaska’s border is with Russia.

Apparently. (Now that’s an April Fool’s joke.)

And finally, if you have no idea, a coldback is a Canadian heading south to the southern United States to spend the winter, from whence he returns to the glories of a Canadian spring in magnificent bloom. The term is most often confused by House and Senate members, as well as Border Patrol agents, with wetback, but it has absolutely nothing to do with wetback beaners, since most rivers in Canada are frozen from November to May.

Earlier post on the big border snore here.